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all i got left is my boner.

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

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#why please

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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#then there are the ones where they all get hot #LOOKING AT YOU GUY ON THE LEFT IN THE LAST ONE

trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

3 hours ago  •  5515  •  via  •  source
#text post

thesassylorax:

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

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They realized their error and deleted the tweet but holy fucking shit

4 hours ago  •  26227  •  via  •  source
#outstanding

royalradrobot:

Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand

4 hours ago  •  16581  •  via  •  source
#amazing

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

4 hours ago  •  30965  •  via  •  source
#text post #marvel #happy dancing

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

5 hours ago  •  164652  •  via  •  source
#text post #same

singsweetnightinvale:

imagine cecil laying on his couch crying because he misses carlos

imagine the team of scientist coming over to comfort him

imagine the team of scientist ending up on/around the couch crying with him because they miss carlos too

imagine all these big dumb babies crying because they miss their giant dorky science nerd

5 hours ago  •  414  •  via  •  source
#text post #oh my god #that's actually #so cute #wtnv

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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5 hours ago  •  1175349  •  via  •  source
#text post

When Jensen’s handler slid him the picture he put his marker down for a minute and stared at the picture before clearing his throat, “Oh man yeah… she’s… yeah.” was all he said before smiling at me. He said thank you to me and handed me the picture and I told him that she was my hero and my everything and he laughed and told me, “She’s mine too, and I know she would love to hear you say that.”

5 hours ago  •  9172  •  via  •  source
#jesUS #jensen ackles #danneel ackles