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all i got left is my boner.

carterlys:

So, you’ve seen every episode a dozen times but you still crave more stargate? I think I might have a solution to that. Well, at least a temporary one.

This post is intended to encourage fans of the series to take a look at some of the awesome novelizations that have been released. These are all free to view but I would kindly ask that (if you have the means),  If you enjoy any of the books in this masterpost, please consider purchasing them to support the author (you can find a lot of buying options here).

The books are all in common e-reader formats which can be read by kindles and other e-readers, and you can also download a program to read them on your computer (just google the format that your book is in then “reader” and you should get some results for programs you can use.

All of the books are listed chronologically as to their number in the series, but you can find a description of where the books fall chronologically here

Stargate Film:

Stargate SG-1:

Stargate Atlantis:

Stargate Universe:

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#just finished reading city of the gods #because i happened across it in waterstones #packed full of samjack #sg1 #stargate #books #reference

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

17 hours ago  •  201868  •  via  •  source
#feminism

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

redofthewestcountry:

Ace! Checkov and Sulu curled up in their quarters watching a Russian movie. Checkov translates for Sulu, who isn’t paying attention. Eventually Checkov realises this, and stops talking and moves closer to Sulu.                                                                                                           

and towards the end he realises that sulu’s fallen asleep and he just smiles and curls up next to him, pulling a blanket over the two of them and they both sleep right where they are that night omg

Spock and Kirk walk past, before Spock can stop him Kirk’s taken a photo of the pair

17 hours ago  •  7  •  via
#chulu #jesus
ofjimkirk said:
(hell yeah im joining this party) but ace!chekov standing infront of aro!sulu, wringing his hands as he tells sulu that he doesn't /want/ sex, fucking shit terrified that sulu will leave him. he cries a little when sulu yanks his top on and curls his arms around chekov, telling him that sulu still loves him to the andromeda galaxy and back

i don’t even know what to say to this 

17 hours ago  •  1
#ace!chekov #ofjimkirk

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

redofthewestcountry:

Ace! Checkov and Kirk meeting for the first time, Kirk offers to teach him how to talk to women.

Checkov: “No thank you keptin, that’s not really me”

Kirk: “Oh boyfriend?”

Checkov: “No, keptin, but I am an ace navigator”

Continues work smiling to self as Kirk walks away confused          

"i am an ace navigator" i’m gonna cry

Kirk spends the rest of the day asking the rest of the crew. However, Checkov knew this might happen, so before Kirk arrived he gave each member of the crew a different answer to give him

By the end of the day Kirk is even more confused. And Checkov hasn’t laughed this hard in ages. He’s spent the entire day watching Kirk run around the ship trying to get a straight answer

It’s something Checkov does every time there’s a new crew member.

spock just looks at jim raises an eyebrow and says “i believe it is a synonym for good, great, fantastic, amazing” and continues to lists words until jim shoves his hand over spock’s mouth

uhura smacks him around the head and tells him to stop assuming there’s some other meaning because “maybe he’s just a really good navigator” 

sulu just snorts and pats him on the head and says “you’ll see”

finally bones takes pity on him and explains that ace is short for asexual and chekov is asexual and jim nods like “oh okay” and that’s that

17 hours ago  •  11  •  via
#ace!chekov #amazing
ofjimkirk said:
(these are just too cute omg hope) but after an away mission where sulu was almost hurt and chekov is almost in tears, sick from worry, sulu presses him gently against the wall, tucking chekovs head beneath his chin and just holding him as chekov tries to calm himself, soaking in the love that sulu gives him freely and without regret

and kay joins the party

wait shit that’s fucking illegal how can you do this to me

and chekov just grasps at sulu’s shirt, burying his face in his shoulder whispering threats that if he ever does that again he will not live to see another day but also whispering soft thankful prayers that he came back safe and they don’t let go of each other for some time

17 hours ago  •  1
#hhhaaha #ask #chulu #ofjimkirk

redofthewestcountry:

Ace! Checkov and Sulu curled up in their quarters watching a Russian movie. Checkov translates for Sulu, who isn’t paying attention. Eventually Checkov realises this, and stops talking and moves closer to Sulu.                                                                                                           

and towards the end he realises that sulu’s fallen asleep and he just smiles and curls up next to him, pulling a blanket over the two of them and they both sleep right where they are that night omg

18 hours ago  •  7  •  via
#text post #ace!chekov #chulu

redofthewestcountry:

Ace! Checkov and Kirk meeting for the first time, Kirk offers to teach him how to talk to women.

Checkov: “No thank you keptin, that’s not really me”

Kirk: “Oh boyfriend?”

Checkov: “No, keptin, but I am an ace navigator”

Continues work smiling to self as Kirk walks away confused          

"i am an ace navigator" i’m gonna cry

18 hours ago  •  11  •  via
#text post #ace!chekov
redofthewestcountry said:
I think that might have been me. I think I've sent a couple, one on Jim wanting to teach Checkov how to flirt, another with Checkov and Sulu watching a movie together. Though I haven't got anything in my ask box

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

i haveN’T RECIEVED ANY OF THOSE WHAT THE HELL I WANT THESE

Damn, I’ll send them again

yes please do

I’ve sent them

I don’t have them what’s happening

Double damn. 

In that case, if you don’t mind I could post them, and then tag you in them.

I blame tumblr for this

yeah gdi tumblr

anD YES DO THAT THING

18 hours ago  •  9  •  via  •  source
#redofthewestcountry
redofthewestcountry said:
I think that might have been me. I think I've sent a couple, one on Jim wanting to teach Checkov how to flirt, another with Checkov and Sulu watching a movie together. Though I haven't got anything in my ask box

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

redofthewestcountry:

dammit-darlin:

i haveN’T RECIEVED ANY OF THOSE WHAT THE HELL I WANT THESE

Damn, I’ll send them again

yes please do

I’ve sent them

I don’t have them what’s happening

18 hours ago  •  9  •  via  •  source
#redofthewestcountry